As they do with all new gadgets, Blendtec answers the age-old question “will it blend?”.

I recall a simpler time, a time when teenage angst saw America’s youth huddled under overpasses, spray cans in hand, or perhaps coaxing handfuls of change from an isolated pay phone. That said, I suppose it would be foolish of me to expect the teenage douchebaggery machine to sit idle in times of innovation. Much like a booster following his [...]

Hey, you two, get a room! The chihuahuas enjoy a kiss in Dubrovnik, Croatia. I’m a dick. There, I said it. Now that I’ve brought you up to speed we are free to get to this first of what I hope to be a few of my these videos. The Backstory I recently got married and my favorite uncle, often [...]

One of these gals wants to sell you a Palm Pre, the other already knows you don’t want one. Really, Palm? Really? I’m not sure if you were going for Borg, Minority Report Precog or a combination of both, but someone should have stepped in and stopped that train wreck before it aired nationally every 60 seconds. To put it [...]

IMPORTANT NOTE: For greater appreciation and a good laugh, check out San Francisco Weekly’s 6 Saddest iPhone Cakes first. I recently got married and my amazing wife had a fantastic iPhone groom’s cake made for me. There’s no doubt about it– it was definitely a huge hit! Also, I learned that clever cakes, photo booths and crab cakes are all [...]