Went a little overboard with the card scratching, eh? Don’t Worry! Here’s How To Fix It! Every year around the holidays the iTunes gift cards start rolling in. It’s a safe play for distant relatives, friends and colleagues. Needless to say, I’ve gingerly scratched the adhesive backing off many an iTunes gift card. That said, I wasn’t terribly surprised when [...]

Hey, you two, get a room! The chihuahuas enjoy a kiss in Dubrovnik, Croatia. I’m a dick. There, I said it. Now that I’ve brought you up to speed we are free to get to this first of what I hope to be a few of my these videos. The Backstory I recently got married and my favorite uncle, often [...]

One of these gals wants to sell you a Palm Pre, the other already knows you don’t want one. Really, Palm? Really? I’m not sure if you were going for Borg, Minority Report Precog or a combination of both, but someone should have stepped in and stopped that train wreck before it aired nationally every 60 seconds. To put it [...]

IMPORTANT NOTE: For greater appreciation and a good laugh, check out San Francisco Weekly’s 6 Saddest iPhone Cakes first. I recently got married and my amazing wife had a fantastic iPhone groom’s cake made for me. There’s no doubt about it– it was definitely a huge hit! Also, I learned that clever cakes, photo booths and crab cakes are all [...]